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\fullname{Noodle Brain}
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\begin{section}{Education}
\begin{subsectionnobullet}{Master of Procrastination}{Master's degree program}{University of Laziness}{May 2019 -- Present}
\italicitem{Thesis: The Art of Last-Minute Panic and Its Impact on Productivity}
\italicitem{Succesfully procrastinated and panicked at the last moment}
\italicitem{Final Grade: 420/420}
\end{subsectionnobullet}
\begin{subsectionnobullet}{Bachelor of Slack}{Bachelor's degree program}{Slackers University}{May 2015 -- August 2019}
\italicitem{Major: Procrastination Studies}
\italicitem{Final grade: 69/69}
\end{subsectionnobullet}
\end{section}
\begin{section}{Work Experience}
\begin{subsection}{Netflix Inc.}{Professional Couch Potato}{2015 -- Present}{San Diego, USA}
\item Expert in binge-watching multiple TV series simultaneously
\item Developed innovative techniques to avoid social interaction while watching
\item Awarded "Laziest Employee of the Month" for 12 consecutive months
\end{subsection}
\begin{subsection}{Procrastinator's Paradise (small pp)}{Chief Procrastination Officer}{March 2018 -- July 2022}{Austin, Texas}
\item Led a team of highly skilled procrastinators
\item Successfully delayed project deadlines with creative excuses
\item Implemented a strategic napping schedule to maximize unproductive hours
\end{subsection}
\begin{subsection}{Lazy Corporation}{Intern of Indolence}{Summer 2018}{NYC, New York}
\item Assisted senior procrastinators in avoiding tasks
\item Developed new ways to postpone meetings and ignore emails
\item Conducted extensive research on the benefits of coffee breaks and daydreaming
\end{subsection}
\end{section}
\begin{section}{Coursework}
\begin{subsectionnobullet}{Advanced Procrastination Techniques}{Professor Delayed Gratification}{Fall 2020}{Couch, Dormroom}
\item{Learned advanced techniques to postpone tasks until the last possible moment. Topics included strategic distractions, perfectionism-induced paralysis, and the art of convincing yourself that you work best under pressure.}
\end{subsectionnobullet}
\begin{subsectionnobullet}{Mastering the Art of Excuse-Making}{Professor Imaginary Circumstances}{Fall 2019}{Office, Dean}
\item{Explored the art of crafting creative and believable excuses for missed deadlines and unfinished work. Special emphasis was given to the power of plausible deniability, feigning technical difficulties, and perfecting the "dog ate my homework" alibi.}
\end{subsectionnobullet}
\begin{subsectionnobullet}{The Science of Last-Minute Panic}{Professor Urgency Enthusiast}{Spring 2019}{Chair, Dormroom}
\item{Examined the psychological and physiological effects of last-minute panic on productivity. Studied the adrenaline-fueled rush of imminent deadlines, the relationship between panic and creativity, and effective strategies for harnessing the power of urgency.}
\end{subsectionnobullet}
\end{section}
\sectiontable{Technical skills}{
\entry{Programming Languages}{JDSL, BobX, BrainF*ck, ColdFusion, Hibernate, HQL}
}
\sectiontable{Soft skills}{
\entry{Procrastination}{Procrastination at an expert level}
\entry{Avoiding Responsibility}{Outstanding ability to avoid meetings and responsibilities}
\entry{Sarcasm}{Fluent in sarcasm and irony}
}
\sectiontable{Awards}{
\entry{World's Best Napper}{International Association of Snoozers \hfill \textit{2022}}
\entry{Most Creative Excuses}{Academy of Procrastinators \hfill \textit{2021}}
\entry{Gold Medal in Avoiding Responsibilities}{Olympics of Slackers \hfill \textit{2020}}
}
\end{document}
